I wanted to like Company One and Phoenix Theatre Artist’s production of Christmas Belles so much.  It seemed to me like a little gift from heaven, a Holiday show by the creators of one of my favorite and arguably one of the funniest television sitcoms of all time, The Golden Girls, and I was prepared to be dazzled by the jollity of comedic genius.  I’m afraid that I was left feeling immensely underwhelmed by this production.

The cast wasn’t bad, in fact, I enjoyed the performance of almost all of the jovial crew, but it was hard for them to make up for what was lacking in the script- that is, something that linked together the moments of obscene exposition and cheap one-liners that actually managed to warm the audience’s heart.  I am a firm believer that any holiday story, no matter how cheesy, needs to have the “heart warm” factor firmly in place in order to be successful in the genre.  This script just didn’t cut it for me, and though the second act did pick up a little with brief moments of good writing, the first act was so dismal I almost stopped paying attention.

I could go on about specific reasons why I didn’t like the script of Christmas Belles, but Company One and the Phoenix Theatre Artists did assemble some great talents, and I want to give them the credit they are due.  They were the only thing that saved this cardboard cutout of a Holiday show.  First and foremost let me say that I absolutely loved Terrence P. Haddad as Sheriff John Curtis Barker.  He perfectly balanced the need to be a ridiculous caricature with moments of real character development, and his lines were perfectly accented.  It was fantastic to get to see him with lines and vitality after his amusing but fairly silent stint in the Superheroine Monologues.   I also enjoyed Barbara Douglass as Frankie- surely she must be a mother herself because she was a natural at waddling around with that pregnant belly strapped under her clothes.  Light and clever, she actually plays with the sub-par lines she’s given and manages to imbue them with a little heart.  She’s got good chemistry with her on-stage husband, Dub, played by Dave Sanfacon.  Some of the funniest moments of the whole production are their repartee and clever mirroring medical conditions. Rory Kulz as Raynerd is my other favorite of the night.  Somehow he breathed life into the “village idiot” stereotype and gave the audience a very sensitive performance- and the red flyer wagon was the perfect finishing touch to his ensemble.

Direction by Greg Maraio shines in act two’s holiday pageant, when finally the comedy starts to click into place.  I have to admit that the baby Jesus doll with full beard and blinkie eyes made me laugh out loud, especially with the polar bear holding him upside down.  I almost wish I could have that scene captured in my memory as the entirety of the production, because Maraio clearly helps to lead the cast to the finer points of the script at that moment!

All in all, not my favorite of this season’s Holiday fare, but not a total bust for our friends at Company One and Phoenix Theatre Artists.  I am going to keep coming back.  I am really looking forward to the Company One production that wows me as much as my colleague enjoyed The Overwhelming but I don’t think anything can top last season’s The Memory of Water produced by Phoenix Theatre Artists while still under the “Way” label.

An unusual Christmas Pageant.